A teacher asked each of the kids in her class what they need at home.

Joey said “A computer.” The teacher replied, “That would be useful.”

Kimmy said “A new lawn mower.” and got a similar response.

Little Johnny popped up to say “At my house we don’t need nothing!”

The teacher asked him to think again, that everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replied, “No I’m sure. When Obama was re-elected, my dad said ‘Well, that’s the last f*****g thing we need.’”