Dickiebo

Many years ago, I was sat with Barbara, her Mum and her sister Ruby, in the 3 Kings P.H., in West Kensington. The pub used to be The Nashville Rooms, and had top-rate Country & Western singers there. My favourite music! Anyway, that’s by the way. What I was going to say is that, as we sat there, Ruby looked at a guy at the bar and uttered words that I had never heard before; “What a Wally!” Brill. Although I’d never then heard the expression, I just knew what she meant. It’s a wonderful expression. But, just what is a Wally?

Well. Hard to explain precisely, ain’t it? Suffice it to say that Benny Hill would refer to one as ‘an irriot’. Know what I mean? Not as strong as a moron; nor as gentle as a silly, silly! But, nonetheless, not as we are. I’ve had nothin’ much to do these past few days, so I’ve been trying to put my finger on just what qualities one needs to join the seemingly happy band of pilgrims wallies. Not easy, but how about these to start off with;

1. Wear your tie tucked into your trousers.

2. Wear your jumper tucked into your troos. (Sorry MacNod. Probably ‘trews’ anyway.)

3. Wear your shirt tucked into your undies. (Diabolical. Veteran golfers?)

4. Go to the Gents for a pee. Ignore the empty urinals and stand in the W.C. (Oughta be a charge!)

5. Stand in the centre of the Saloon, drinking from a bottle!

6. Actually believe PC garbage.

7. Carry your coins in a purse.

8. Drive with the top of the car open, in winter.

9. Refer to your partner in public as ‘Sweetie’ or ‘Honeybunch’.

10.Use your mobile phone where you have a captive, and highly peed-off audience.

Well. There’s a start. Got any you think should be added?

Just thought of appointing an Ace Wally! Got a beaut!

 Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.1 

Wally Brain!

After recent controversy about refusing to employ white, male Police Officers, do we need to guess at who jumps to the defence of P.C.S.Os after their pathetic performance details were published? I don’t think so. Rejoice, ye people of Gloucestershire, for you have an Ace Wally! Chief Constable Timothy No-BRAIN.

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.2

Assistant Chief Constable Dave THOMPSON, Greater Manchester Police, is hereby appointed a Dickiebo’s Ace Wally.

A 10 year old lad got into difficulties in a large pond, and sadly drowned, despite the efforts of some people to try and rescue him. It transpires that 2 Police Community Support Officers were at the scene, but decided not to enter the water – as others did in fact do – but called for ‘real’ Police Officers to come and deal. I wish to make it abundantly clear, that I do not aim this criticism at them – you may all form your own assessment of that. But for an Assistant Chief Constable to publicly state that he fully supports their action (?non-action) as they are not trained for this type of rescue, is frankly disgusting.

He commented, “The two PCSOs involved did not stand by and watch Jordan die. They acted correctly and I fully support the actions they took.”

Paul Kelly, chairman of the Police Federation in Manchester said PCSOs were not capable of dealing with emergency situations.

He said: “The public are being fooled. We are sending people out there who are dressed as police officers.

“Every single police officer that went to training school with me 30 years ago left with a life-saving certificate of some sort. I don’t know in this case if the two PCSOs could not swim but not swimming was not an option in our training.

“We’ve got to able to deal with all types of situations. We should do away with PCSOs because they are a failed experiment.”

I wonder whether the PCSOs will now receive a Commendation! They ought to. That would be in keeping with the rest of the lies statistics which Senior Police Officers are giving out. Failed experiment? Not ‘arf!

Kelly went on to say, “In Greater Manchester we have taken on up to 400 PCSOs in the last 18 months but in the same period have reduced the number of police officers by more than 200. We should be investing in more police officers.”

I’ll second that. So, if your son is getting his head kicked in outside your local tonight, pleeeeease don’t expect these charming PCSOs to do anything about it……..er, sorry,…..they will call the Police for you.

Following on from Chief Constable The Brain, Assistant Chief Constable Dave THOMPSON is my current Ace Wally.

P.S. Seems to be a somewhat disturbing trend of persons qualifying for this award, don’t you think?

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.3

Chief Constable Richard BRUNSTROM

Yea. Well it had to happen, didn’t it? ‘Twas only a matter of time before this idiot achieved immortality. For those who don’t know him, and if you don’t then it’s not because he hasn’t tried to get you to notice him, it is the ‘Mad Mullah’ of the roads, the ‘Traffic Taliban’! It is Ace Idiot Richard BRUNSTROM, Chief Constable of North Wales Police.

Here are a couple of quotes about him, by his own Senior colleagues:

“What have the people of North Wales done, to deserve a Chief Constable like Richard Brunstrom? At a National Police Conference in 2002, he was hissed from the podium. I regard him as dangerously out of touch with reality.”  John Stalker. Former Deputy Chief Constable. (Daily Express 2004-02-06).

“This is Richard Brunstrom’s personal opinion. The Association of Chief Police Officers does not support either the legalisation or open sale of any controlled drug. It is not the role of the Police Service to advocate measures that require expert medical and scientific opinion.”  Andy Hayman. Chief Constable Norfolk Police. (Crosswalk.com 2004).

Brunstrom’s total obsession with speed cameras is quite unparalleled. He even sent 2 members of the North Wales Police, to Victoria, Australia, at a cost of £2000, to study their wonderful speed cameras. Indeed, so wonderful that they were faulty, and over £5 million had to be returned to drivers who were wrongly penalised. So, you could be forgiven if you did not recognise the sheer bloody hypocrosy, of who said:-

“Every one of us can think of a speed limit that appears to be completely barmy, utterly bonkers. And if you think it’s bonkers you are much less likely to comply with it,”
“What we need are speed limits that have credibility in the public mind. We need to have a root and branch reform of every speed limit throughout the country.”

Alright. You know. ‘Twas Brunstrom.

But, why has he now become a Dickiebo Ace Wally? Well, because of this, in today’s News:-

Challenged (on BBC Radio 4) over the well-documented dangers of taking drugs such as ecstasy, he said: “Actually the reverse is the case. Ecstasy is a remarkably safe substance. It’s far safer than aspirin.”He added: “There’s a lot of scaremongering and rumour-mongering around ecstasy in particular. It isn’t borne out by the evidence.”

Dickiebo Note; Strange that of only 3 Ace Wallies awarded, all are cops, and of ACPO rank! All appointed, of course, by politicians.

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.4

Mayor Tom BATES

This moron is the Mayor of Berkeley, California. I really don’t want to waste many words on the idiot, suffice it to say that he and his Council have demanded that the U.S. Marine Corps close their Recruiting Office in his town, and withdraw all personnel, as they are not wanted, and unwelcome, there. Additionally, he has granted a parking permit outside the Recruiting Office to a protest group – Code Pink, say no more!! – and granted them the right to use a loudspeaker outside the Marines’ office.

I think he is best summed-up by his name: Master Bates.

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.5

Superintendent Ian Palmer, of Greater Manchester Police.

Man spends 18 hours in police cell and has his DNA taken for ‘dropping an apple core’. Read it here.

I shall leave it up to you to read this item. Suffice it to say that;

The villain was a 54 year old.

It took one of our much vaunted Community Support plonkers to initiate this action.

It took FIVE police officers to effect this arrest.

The 54 year old denies the alleged offence.

He was arrested for ‘obstructing police’ – presumably for failing to provide name & address.

He was locked in a horrible cell for EIGHTEEN HOURS, his family frantically trying to trace him.

The alleged offence that he was arrested for was dropped, thus this would seem to have been merely an excuse for the incarceration.

Palmer said, “Littering is an offence. We work tirelessly to ensure the streets are not only safe but also clean.”

One reader commented; “Superintendent Palmer – you really need to grow up and focus on the serious side of your job. Not only does your comment appear fatuous but it brings ridicule upon your conscientious colleagues. I cannot remember a time when public esteem and estimation of the police force was so low. Yes, working tirelessly to protect the streets from apple cores is laudable but I somehow feel that the public – who pay you, have different views as to what you should be ‘tirelessly’ achieving.”

- Jd, London UK

I think that says it all, really.

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.6

Chief Inspector Jason HARWIN

 When three masked men were caught on the roof of an ancient church that had been stripped of lead worth £100,000, villagers felt their prayers had been answered.

Police arrived in time to catch the trio – in balaclavas and masks – red-handed.

Lead had been taken off and rolled up nearby ready to be taken away.

But to the astonishment of residents they only got a caution because officers decided they may just have been admiring the view.

Honestly!

 After ten thefts of lead in as many months from St Helen’s Church in Treeton, South Yorkshire, locals had become so desperate they had even set up their own undercover operation to catch them.

However, police let the suspects off because of ‘insufficient evidence’.

Churchwarden’s wife Carole Robinson says 85 per cent of the lead on the roof has been taken.

She added: ‘It was beyond belief. The police said they could claim they had only gone up to look at the view. It left people furious.”

But Chief Inspector Jason Harwin said: ‘Four officers, including a dog handler, spoke with three youths who were on the scaffolding.

‘Officers searched all three and examined the surrounding area but found no evidence that any offences had been committed, nor that the youths possessed any articles with which to commit any offences. Officers had no power to arrest these youths.”

Utter C-R-A-P! They had all the power in the world, both to arrest, and charge. Just don’t try testing police power to arrest you for throwing an apple-core in the street. They’ll bloody soon find that power.

But, if you think that our police are just plain stoopid, can you wonder at it, when they are led by such Senior Officers? Surely a most deserved recipient of a Dickiebo Ace Wally.

Some Readers’ Comments on the article, which can be read here;

Harwin and his men should be fired. Silly little people employed not because they can do the job, but because of the left wing ideals. Where oh where are real police – long gone I am afraid.

- Karen, West Midlands, 06/6/2008 14:24

Just what we expect from the joke that is our police force. I would like to see the heads of that police force and the CPS explain on live television why these sorts of decisions are being made and what rank of officer is responsible for making our country a laughing stock.

- Stephen, Reading, 06/6/2008 14:24

PS. Fellow blogger’s comment;

Masked men caught on church roof stealing lead… but that’s not enough evidence, say police. And Plod want a pay rise.

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.7

Paul GADD aka Gary GLITTER

Nothing I can do or say will adequately describe this man person. He is a disgrace to himself, his family and friends, his former fans, his former profession, and his – our – country. I feel deeply sorry for the children who have come under his evil influence/control.

Gadd is  special, even when compared to the other Dickiebo Ace Wallies.

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.8

Police Sergeant Simon MERRICK

South Wales Constabulary

Bob Singh has a local ‘convenience’-type store in Port Talbot, South Wales – just down the road from Dickiebo. He’s been there for more than 10 years and, to help boost trade, he puts small personal notes in the window, in the form of humorous items. Usually called ‘jokes’!! Personally, I don’t think they are particularly funny but….at least he’s trying. See what you think of them;

Well now, you can undoubtedly guess what happened, can’t you? Yea! Too right! Along comes our local idiot Bobby and orders him to remove the jokes and not put them there again. Somebody (perhaps one person out of the hundreds of thousands who’ve seen the jokes over the past 10 years) apparently said that he/she found them to be offensive!

Now, I can possibly see that a ‘word’ in his ear may have been necessary – though I doubt it – and normal business resumed. But, it’s not. Apart from being told that he must not put funny notices in his window, the great South Wales Constabulary, under the stewardship of that wonderful Chief Constable, Barbara Wilding, has now commented. Police Sergeant Simple Simon Merrick said, “The content of promotional material has been brought to our attention as being potentially inflammatory and offensive.”

Dickiebo; Yea, right! Go back to your bloody speed guns, mate. Just make sure that you keep away from real police work! You are hereby entered into Dickiebo’s C.R.O. Ace Wally Awards.

Acknowledgements to the Daily Mail.

P.S. And this is what Police Oracle had to say about it;

Dickiebo; Teach you to laugh, mate!

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.9

Judge Jamie TABOR Q.C.

Right. In plain and simple terms.

A man robs from a woman. She is a driving instructor, giving a lesson to a young lady. A gang surround the car whilst the student is practising hill-starts, smash a window and steal a laptop. She gets out of the car and tries to get back the laptop from the thief. He refuses and, seeing other gang members ransacking her car, she returns and confronts them. For this, she was punched twice.

A man appears at Bristol Crown Court, before the above-mentioned idiot judge, and pleads Not Guilty. Woman gives her evidence. Judge describes her as being ‘honest, utterly decent, and brave.’ And then stops the case and finds the man Not Guilty!

Why? Well because, according to the judicial genius, the woman is ‘too credible.’ That might mean that the jury would believe her rather than the thug in the dock! Pure and simple.

The jury were afterwards told that the thug, one Liam Perks, aged 20, has pleaded Guilty to Conspiracy to Burgle with regard to the stealing and selling-on of motor cycles and prestige cars, and will be sentenced for those matters later.

So there you have it. Decent people have no chance of obtaining any semblance of justice, as it’s just not fair on the villain.

God help us!

British Judge Jamie TABOR Q.C. is awarded a Dickiebo Ace Wally award, and will be entered into the Dickiebo Hall of Shame with the other irriots.

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.10

Natasha FINLAYSON

Anti-White and anti-Christian hate propaganda is being paid for by the taxpayers through a government subsidy of a charity which is supposed to help children in care. The latest issue of Klic! magazine, published by the Who Cares? charity contains a cartoon strip aimed at under-12s which depicts a white Christian boy racially abusing a Muslim girl.
The boy has a clearly-shown cross around his neck, indicating that he is a Christian.
NuLabour loony Ed Balls has granted this unfit for purpose charity £300,000 of OUR money to help them preach this crap.
Mike Judge, of the Christian Institute, said: “What about Christian children in care who received this magazine? How will they feel to see themselves mocked as narrow-minded Islamophobes? It is a clumsy caricature, symptomatic of a culture which says it is OK to bully Christians in the name of diversity.” They don’t matter, Mike!
Who Cares? Trust chief executive Natasha Finlayson said she had no intention of withdrawing it, describing the cross as “bling” rather than a religious symbol – despite the religious reference to the cross being part of the text.
Finlayson’s excuse about the cross as “bling” is completely undermined by what the Muslim girl in the cartoon says:
She replies that the garment is called a hijab and it is part of her religion, ‘like that cross you wear’.
So the cartoon itself demonstrates that the cross on the bully is part of his religion, not just “bling.” 

Mr. Paul asks about Finlayson, “Where do they find these muppets?”

Dickiebo wonders of the reaction had a publicly-funded charity produced a mass-distributed magazine which had the roles reversed, and showed a Muslim child wearing a crescent pendant abusing a Christian girl. My God! We’d have 2,000 muslims marching on Parliament!

For this piece of anti-white, anti-Christian garbage, a Dickiebo Ace Wally is hereby awarded to Natasha FINLAYSON. She can join the other idiots.

A fuller article can be read here.

Dickiebo’s ACE WALLY No.11

Pieter de Villiers aka de Villain!

This excuse for a sportsman, is the coach of the Springboks rugby team which played the British Lions on Saturday. In the first minute of the game, one of the Springboks was yellow-carded for disgustingly gouging the eyes of a Lions player. It looked, and was, a serious and cowardly attack and has prompted the player to be ‘cited’. Let’s hope that he will be banned from playing for a substantial period of time – but, don’t hold your breath!!

De Villiers comment?

“For me and everybody, this is sport, this is what it is all about. This is great. We will see what the citing officer says and if there is no problem he will play again next week.”

Wrong, de Villiers. Your words are the words of an animal – not a sportsman!

Join the other Dickiebo Ace Wallies.

Update; The slob who carried out the cowardly attack, Schalk Burger, has been banned for 8 weeks. Not enough – but something. But what about de Villiers? Is he fit to coach a National side? I think not. The much respected Lions coach, Ian McGeechan, said, ““I am very disappointed he (de Villiers) said that. I can’t see that ever being part of the game. It certainly wouldn’t be part of a game I want to be associated with.” And so say all of us – except the wretched de Villiers!