The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper:

Automobile for Sale
1985 Blue Volkswagen Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used. Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes. Original fuel and oil. Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment layoff.

See the photo below — You HAVE to see this…… Only in Ireland!

Now we know about MacNod!

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Awright. I’m only jokin’! Calm down, calm down!

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Remember Benny? How could we forget him.

What do you do If a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run! She’s got a Grenade in her Mouth!

Ha, ha, ha!

How do you make a Blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell them a Joke on Wednesday!

Serves her right!

I have just been reading about Laurence COTTERELL, who died in 2001. LAURENCE COTTERELL’S career was multifarious. He was a poet and a patriot, a former boxer, a cavalry trooper and dispatch rider during the Second World War, a sometime friend to the Kray twins, a book reviewer and lecturer, a publicist and an adviser to a variety of publishing houses and literary organisations. A couple of his utterances I find very relevant today.

On a visit to the Hochwald Forest in the Rhineland, together with the Canadian V.C., Colonel Fred TILSTON, he reflected on the rows of graves, and wrote;

All men must die,

But here, the millions lie -

For most a third of life-span run,

For many, manhood scarce begun.

At the age of 15, he wrote ‘A Hymn to British Union’, containing the words;

Britain arise and cleanse your mighty name

From all the stains which lie upon your fame.

If you want to read more, there is an article here.

 

Just when KB says that she doesn’t love poor Dickiebo, AngelBaby makes good. Thank you, m’dear.